The blood tests say that I'm normal and not suffering from subliminal haematoma. Well, medicines haven't worked well - I'm still leaking sporadically, so I've got to find a way to stop. Can't have blood spewed all over my exam answer sheets, can I?

Come to think of it, maybe the examiner will get freaked out thinking it's a psycho-killer's paper ("Gimme da marks, whench, or I'll yank yer guts out!"), and give me more marks?