Greetings to all my dear readers from the awesome (and now quite humid) city of Mumbai! I don't have much time right now, but here are a few points I'd like to out down as a personal note-to-self:

• Never, ever, ever transport 17 inch monitors via passenger train
• After detaching your hard disk and keeping it safely in your sling bag, remember to alter your behaviour of throwing the bag into chairs / other places to sit.
• When someone at the station asks you "What's in the box?", it is not required to be a wiseass and answer "Nothing much, just a bomb".
• And don't be a wiseass especially if the person asking has a Government of India identity card in his pocket.

Yeah, that's about it for now. And of course, Always Carry A Deodourant is something you should be following already if you're a Mumbaikar. Perhaps they should put posters with this message up for the office-time BEST travellers of Route 422.