To inaugurate the day, a chat transcript:

Arnab: did you know that a boy here was eaten up waist down?

Victim 23: sending one-liner messages

Arnab: here at iit...

Victim 23: what?????????

Arnab: by a panther

Victim 23: when?????????

Victim 23: oh no

Arnab: evening

Arnab: ya

Arnab: so we're all on high alert and stuff

Victim 23: thats horribleeee

Victim 23: okayy

Victim 23: who was this boy?

Arnab: AF Baba,,,, Btech 3rd year Civil

Arnab: you know anyone in iit?

Victim 23: okay

Victim 23: umm... not really

Arnab: k

Victim 23: but i've read the book:D

Arnab: heh

Victim 23: Five Pont SOmeone:)

Arnab: basically he slipped and fell after being chased

Victim 23: okay

Arnab: so he couldnt move any more

Arnab: and the pantjher was pretty fast

Arnab: i hope he survives...

Arnab: doctors are saying he wont last more than 23 hours now

Victim 23: he's alive?????????????????

Arnab: ya!

Victim 23: thats a miracle!

Arnab: yeah....

Victim 23: did the press land up there or not?

Arnab: no, it's pretty hushed up

Arnab: but his name should reach the papers tomorow morning

Victim 23: oki

Victim 23: ok

Arnab: you know his name

Arnab: like, his full name

Victim 23: yes, so?

Victim 23: u told me

Arnab: i didnt tell you his full name

Arnab: it's....

Arnab: APRIL FOOL BABA!!!!

Arnab: lol

Victim 23: arnabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Arnab: :D

Victim 23: >:)

Arnab: this is going on my blog

Victim 23: ok

Victim 23: noooooooooooooooooooooooo